It’s all About Branding

Funny cock meme. Picture of truck with brand names on the back. One of them is called "Cock Brand". Says "Establish dominance with your brand name".

Establishing dominance in business is like being the alpha dog in a pack of wolves – it’s all about showing who’s the top dog. After all, if you don’t establish dominance, you might as well be a poodle wearing a tutu. So make sure to assert your dominance early and often, whether it’s by taking charge in meetings, barking orders at your subordinates, or marking your territory (just kidding, please don’t do that). Remember, in the corporate jungle, it’s eat or be eaten, so you might as well be the one doing the eating.