Nice 69 Meme
Nice 69 Meme
Legend has it, this now-infamous “69 lobby” was the result of a scandalous boardroom mix-up. The architect, fresh out of a messy divorce and fueled by bitterness (and two bottles of Merlot), pitched what he thought was a symbol of balance and harmony. Meanwhile, the project manager—a man with an uncanny knack for “missing the point”—simply nodded, saying, “Looks… nice.”
Construction began, and workers couldn’t keep a straight face. Whispers of “How’d this get approved?” circulated faster than office gossip about Brenda in HR. But by the time anyone higher up noticed, it was too late.
When the CEO finally walked in and saw it, he reportedly muttered, “Well… it’s provocative. Gets the people going.” Thus, a seating garden immortalized as a landmark of questionable taste was born.
Now tourists flock to this architectural masterpiece—not for its serenity, but to giggle at its NSFW undertones. The architect? He’s now designing water fountains, still bitter, but slightly richer.
Read more about the “Nice 69 Meme” and its hilariously dark backstory on our site. Because sometimes, bad ideas turn into legendary mistakes.
Thanks For The Loyalty
#FunnyPokemonMeme #SquirtleSquad #OurLoyalFollowers #OnlyMemez
It’s all About Branding
Establishing dominance in business is like being the alpha dog in a pack of wolves – it’s all about showing who’s the top dog. After all, if you don’t establish dominance, you might as well be a poodle wearing a tutu. So make sure to assert your dominance early and often, whether it’s by taking charge in meetings, barking orders at your subordinates, or marking your territory (just kidding, please don’t do that). Remember, in the corporate jungle, it’s eat or be eaten, so you might as well be the one doing the eating.
Travel is not a matter of money but of courage – payment options
A hilarious tale of a traveler’s misadventures trying to pay with courage. Learn why cash is important for budget travel. Laugh out loud now!
Oh Glorious Cracked Out Wall Kitten – Tell us About Ed Sheeran
#OhGloriousCrackedOutWallKitten #crackedOutWallKitten #darkhumor #funnyMeme #kitten #wisdom #edSheeran
Keep Calm and Do Nothing
#Inspiration meme #Everest #2023 #Keep Calm
Microwave Child Sacrifice Meme
Microwave Child Sacrifice Meme
In a world where smart appliances are smarter than us, your microwave has gone rogue. But why is it demanding a “child sacrifice”? It’s simple: it’s tired of reheating your sad leftovers and frozen burritos. The microwave gods have spoken, and they demand tribute—or at least better culinary choices.
Here’s the deal: each time you press “Popcorn” but never actually listen to the pops, you’re angering the spirits of microwaves past. They’ve reached out from the other side, beeping their demands through your appliance. “Sacrifice a child” it says—but maybe it’s just salty about all those microwaved chicken nuggets.
Is it dark? Yes.
Is it absurd? Absolutely.
So, the next time your microwave beeps incessantly, consider this: maybe it’s not broken. Maybe it just wants to join the cult of your dishwasher, which recently started growling during rinse cycles.
What’s your microwave saying to you? Share your eerie appliance confessions in the comments!
The Rex Hunter
#FunnyJurassicParkMeme #JurassicWorld #Marlin1895 #TRexHunter #ABitDarkThough
Spoon’s a Spoon, Eat your Cereal
#Cracked out Wall Kitten #KittenMeme #NotEvenOnce #Wisdom
Should Have Gone to Specsavers
#Specsavers #JurassicParkMeme #LOTR #Nerd problems
End Of Holidays
#SoMuchBeer #PalletsOfBeer #BudweiserMemes #WhatAWaste #Qatar #FIFA
Hulk Hogan Boner Meme
Hulk Hogan Boner Meme
Picture this: Hulk Hogan, in full wrestling gear, steps into the ring to cut a promo. But instead of hyping up a match, he locks eyes with his opponent and growls into the mic: “Thanks for the boner, brother!”
The crowd erupts into confusion. Is it a callback to an old feud? A bizarre sponsorship deal gone wrong? Nope. Turns out, the “boner” is his opponent’s new pre-workout energy bar—a product so potent it made Hogan accidentally suplex a vending machine backstage.
But the story gets darker. Rumors swirl that the energy bar is a front for a pharmaceutical company testing experimental mood enhancers. Now, Hogan’s caught in a scandal bigger than WrestleMania itself, forced to defend his honor while the internet churns out memes faster than the FDA can issue warnings.
The irony? His opponent? None other than Jake Paul. Yes, this is the crossover you didn’t ask for, but absolutely deserve. The memes practically write themselves: Hulkamania running wild, fueled by a questionable “boner,” with the tagline “Say your prayers, eat your vitamins, and thank your sponsors, brother!”
In the end, the line isn’t just funny—it’s iconic, immortalized in GIFs, TikToks, and the annals of meme history. Because when Hulk Hogan says “Thanks for the boner, brother,” we all feel the impact.
Tolkien Elves Hate Dwarves
#Tolkien #ElvesVsDwarves #LOTR #MiddleEarth
Cast it into the Fryer! Isildur!!
#Funny Lord of the Rings meme #LOTR #CastItIntoTheFryer #Isildur #fish and chips
Delicious Secret
#DeliciousSecret #PineapplePizza #Pizza #NotItalian #Food
Funny Car Meme – Horse Power Vs Duck Power
#CarMemes #HorsePower #Ducks #DuckPower #DadJokes
10 Points to Gryffindor
#HarryPotterMeme #Albus #Gryffindor #10Points
Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul Nintendo Meme
Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul Nintendo Meme
Mike Tyson Vs Jake Paul: The fight no one asked for, but everyone watched. Jake Paul somehow managed to dodge more punches than a tax audit and sent Iron Mike to the canvas faster than his last controversial podcast. Tyson’s punches looked like they were buffering, while Jake moved like his YouTube career depended on it—which, let’s face it, it probably does.
Who would’ve thought the man who once bit an ear would get schooled by a guy who built his empire on bad pranks and worse rap tracks? It’s the kind of match that makes you wonder if Nintendo was secretly training us for this chaos all along—with Mike taking an L like Glass Joe.
In the end, Jake walked away with the win, leaving Tyson with nothing but memes—and the rest of us questioning reality itself. Honestly, we all lost here.
Cracked Wall Kitten on Evolution
#DarkHumourMeme #CrackedOutWallKitten #EvolutionAtItsFinest #persistence
Meme Checks Out – Carry On
#Star Wars Meme #OlderMeme #CarryOn #OnlyMemez
Nerd Emoji Meme
Are you HTTP? Because without you I’m just :// #funny #nerd #nerdhumour #geek #memes #onlymemez #NerdEmojiMeme #GeekHumor #FunnyMemes
Dark Humor at the Beach: Laughing at a Shark Attack in this Hilarious Meme
#sharks #beach #darkHumor #cheesy
Boba Fett’s Starship Meme
Boba Fetts Starship Meme
Anakin was having a pretty normal day in the Jedi Temple until he walked into ship class. Obi-Wan stood at the front, showing off different starships, testing everyone’s knowledge. Things were going fine until Obi-Wan pulled up an image of Boba Fett’s ship, Slave I.
Without thinking, Anakin blurted out, “That’s Boba Fett’s starship!”
The room went silent for a moment, then exploded with laughter. Obi-Wan sighed and shook his head, “It’s called *Slave I*, Anakin.”
But it was too late. From that moment, every Jedi and even the clones called him “Boba Fett’s Starship.” It didn’t matter if he saved a planet, crushed a battle droid army, or flew his own ship like a pro—the nickname stuck.
Years later, as Darth Vader, he’d be mid-force choke, and someone would slip up: “Sorry, Boba Fett’s Starship, I mean… Lord Vader!”
No matter how powerful he became, he couldn’t outrun the name. Even the Emperor couldn’t help but chuckle whenever someone brought it up, reminding him that even the Dark Side couldn’t erase a good meme.
Meme Checks Out – Carry On
#Star Wars Meme #OlderMeme #CarryOn #OnlyMemez
Heh-Haa!
Heh-haa!
**Tsu’Kalu’s “Pandora Panic”**
Deep in the heart of Pandora, Tsu’Kalu, a proud Na’vi warrior, was known for his bravery, grace, and absolute commitment to the cause. He had faced Thanators, humans in massive mech suits, and those freakishly stubborn Viperwolves. But there was one enemy Tsu’Kalu had yet to conquer: his morning alarm.
The night before, Tsu’Kalu had spent hours battling alongside the other warriors. Exhausted, he collapsed in his hammock in the lush forests of Pandora. His avatar training sessions were intense, but sleep… *sleep* was sacred. Unfortunately, so was his uncanny ability to sleep through literally anything.
His handmade alarm—a carefully constructed collection of Pandora’s screeching birds—finally went off at sunrise. They weren’t subtle. *”BEEEHHHHH!”* they cried, but in his dream-filled haze, Tsu’Kalu thought it was just another battle cry from his Na’vi brothers. Until the noise became deafening, and suddenly, he woke up with a scream of his own, “*HEH-HAA!”*
In that split second of pure adrenaline-fueled confusion, something… primal happened. His body, so used to the agility and strength of his Na’vi form, betrayed him in the most human way possible. *He shit himself.*
Tsu’Kalu bolted upright in his hammock, blinking around wildly, unsure if he was still dreaming or if Pandora itself was playing tricks on him. *”No. NO. This can’t be happening!”* But it was. The Na’vi were skilled in many things—archery, hunting, bonding with their ikran—but Tsu’Kalu quickly realized that dealing with an… unexpected bodily function wasn’t part of the usual warrior training.
And of course, it was *right* then that he heard a faint chuckle behind him.
**Firi’Tan**, his best friend and fellow warrior, was leaning casually against a tree, witnessing the entire scene. “Tsu’Kalu,” he smirked, “you’ve fought the Sky People, you’ve tamed the Great Leonopteryx, and yet… you’re defeated by an alarm? What’s next? Glitching through the ground like one of those *Ubisoft* creatures?”
Tsu’Kalu groaned, wishing he could disappear into Pandora’s lush forest floor, but alas, Ubisoft hadn’t programmed that feature into the fabric of reality just yet. Instead, he glared at Firi’Tan, “At least I didn’t *despawn* mid-battle last week. Heard you *clipped* right through the ground while fighting a Viperwolf.”
Firi’Tan burst into laughter. “Ah, but that’s the Ubisoft way! Reality itself warps, my friend. One minute you’re in a Na’vi body, the next minute you’re flying through the ground and respawning in a tree. Maybe we’re all just in one of their *glitch-fests*.”
Tsu’Kalu shook his head, still deeply embarrassed. “It’s like Ubisoft built Pandora—beautiful world, but everything else just breaks at the worst moment.”
With a sigh, he trudged off into the forest to clean himself up. His morning had been more of a disaster than any battle, but at least he had Firi’Tan there to mock him all the way through it. As he walked, he mumbled to himself, “Maybe I should start using human tech after all. Pretty sure even their broken games don’t wake you up with a *scream and a poop*…”
Firi’Tan, still laughing, shouted after him, “At least you didn’t have to find the *hidden loot boxes*!”
Ah, Pandora—always full of surprises, even in the early morning… especially when Ubisoft is involved.