1% of Pure Rage
I drew a pipe with all my might, at one percent incline
Revit shrugged and laughed at me, said, “Nah, try ninety-nine!”
Now it’s climbing to the ceiling like a flag pole from hell
It’s sanitary warfare — and I can’t even tell!
My workset’s off again, I swear I set it right
Now my elements are ghosting like they vanished in the night
Structural’s a jungle, archi’s full of lies
Their models crash my system — I can hear the software cry!
It’s one percent of pure rage!
Pipes rebelling on the page
You think you’ve got control — but Revit’s got the stage
“Plumb it right!” you say with pride,
But you’re snapping to the void — yeah, your fittings just collide
We’re drafting in denial — hydraulic homicide!
Click to split, trim to fit, now none of it connects
Inspector says it’s perfect — while my soul just disconnects
Is that a gas pipe or a vent? It’s anyone’s guess
I dare you to dimension it — oh look, a cursed mess!
Designers in the office, flexing with their tags
Saying “Revit’s easy, man!” while drawing loops in bags
“Copy/monitor,” they cheer, then everything explodes
So I duct-tape my sanity and pray it even loads
It’s one percent of pure rage!
And my fittings disengage
I CTRL+Z my life, one glitch at every stage
You thought you drew it clean and tight,
But your sections look like Minecraft on a drunken fight night
This isn’t coordination — it’s a brawl in broad daylight!
Draw it flat, they said — it’s “intuitive!”
Except your slope’s a haunted hill, and your elbows are derivative
Families breaking up like bad divorce —
While the tank connection’s on a cosmic course!
RFI! RFI! Just send an RFI!
Your host is not available — go scream into the sky!
It’s one percent of pure rage!
Sinking into the BIM cage
We’re just tracing out dysfunction on a digital stage
Hydraulics should be clear and bright,
But this software’s got opinions and it’s picking a fight
Flush it down the viewport — let’s call it “design insight”!
So here’s to all the modelers, knee-deep in despair
We don’t need a pipe run — we need therapy and air!
Gas and water tangled, like spaghetti with no grace
This ain’t construction — it’s a Revit paper chase…
