Once upon a time, Darth Vader was feeling a bit grumpy after a long day of intergalactic conquests. So, he decided to take it out on poor Boba Fett by reminding him of all the Mandalorians he had defeated in the past.
Boba, being the loyal but slightly clueless sidekick that he is, tried to argue back. “But sir,” he said, “The Mandalorian is one of the most popular shows on Disney+ now! You can’t just go around killing all the Mandalorians!”
Darth Vader just scoffed. “Ha! That’s nothing compared to my Mandalorian body count. I’ve taken out Womendalorians, Childrendalorians, and even Grandparentdalorians! No one is safe from my wrath.”
Boba just shook his head and sighed. “I guess I’ll just have to make sure not to fail you, sir. For the sake of all the Mandalorians out there.”
And with that, Darth Vader and Boba Fett rode off into the sunset, ready to continue their quest for power and domination in the Star Wars universe. The end.
