As she sat across from her boyfriend, her eyes filled with love and her voice quivered with vulnerability. Pouring her heart out, she mustered the courage to express her deep affection for him. “Before I met you, I was only half a soul, incomplete. But now, with you by my side, I feel whole. You complete me,” she confessed, her voice laced with sincerity.

However, in an unfortunate twist of fate, his ears deceived him, distorting her heartfelt words. He misinterpreted what she said, thinking he heard the word “butthole” instead of “whole.” His face contorted with confusion, his mind racing to make sense of her unexpected declaration. He struggled to comprehend how such an endearing confession had taken an unexpectedly awkward turn, leaving him at a loss for words.