Tolkien Elves Hate Dwarves

Tolkien’s elves hate dwarves because, let’s face it, they’re basically the entitled, snooty roommates of Middle-earth. Elves are all about elegance, immortality, and whispering to trees like they’re on some ethereal spa retreat. Meanwhile, dwarves roll in, covered in dirt, chugging ale, and swinging axes like they’re remodeling a medieval man cave. 

And don’t forget the ultimate beef: the dwarves once *borrowed* some fancy jewelry and never returned it. So yeah, the elves will hold a grudge for eternity. Literally. It’s like borrowing a neighbor’s lawnmower and causing a centuries-long feud.

Elves: “We live forever, so yeah, we *definitely* remember that time you stole our bling and then trashed our forest with your mining obsession.”

Dwarves: “Relax, tree-huggers. We’re just digging for *gold* while you write sad poetry to the moon.”

And that’s why the elves can’t stand the beardy little guys—years of dirt, drama, and missing jewelry.