
Bisexual Star Wars Drama: Anakin vs. Padmé’s Galaxy of Options
In a galaxy not so far away, Anakin Skywalker wasn’t just battling the Dark Side—he was also fighting a new kind of war: the bisexuality of Padmé Amidala. When Anakin first learned that Padmé was into women too, his confident Jedi swagger turned into the nervous shuffling of a Padawan caught smuggling death sticks.
“So… when you said you liked Senator Mon Mothma’s policies, that wasn’t metaphorical?” he asked one day, trying to sound casual while choking on jealousy harder than a Sith with asthma.
Padmé smirked, her regal composure unshaken. “Let’s just say her diplomacy skills aren’t her only strong suit, Ani.”
Anakin grimaced. Not only did he have to deal with Obi-Wan lecturing him about forbidden attachments, but now every time Padmé complimented another woman’s sense of style or grace under pressure, his mind spiraled into a mental death match where he fought both genders with a lightsaber made of pure insecurity.
To make matters worse, Padmé didn’t just attract anyone—her potential suitors included galactic senators, rebellious princesses, and at one point, even a Mandalorian bounty hunter who left Anakin sweating in his black leather boots.
“Why couldn’t you just like, I don’t know, farm boys?” he whined, trying to hide his sulk behind his cloak.
Padmé chuckled darkly. “Maybe if you focused less on sand and more on emotional maturity, Ani, you wouldn’t be so… outmatched.”
Even the Dark Side couldn’t save him from that burn. And so, the Chosen One found himself praying for peace in the galaxy—and in Padmé’s DMs.

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