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Funny Dragon Memes - Donkey Bragging

Dale, Hiccup, Daenerys, and Donkey found themselves huddled around a crackling campfire, each eager to outdo the others with their dragon tales. Dale, a a human from Middle Earth, puffed up his chest and declared, “I once slew a fearsome dragon with nothing but a single arrow! The dragon didn’t stand a chance against my bravery!”

Hiccup, not one to be outdone, smirked and replied, “Well, I didn’t have to kill a dragon, you see. I actually tamed one. Toothless and I are like peas in a pod, flying through the skies, pulling off amazing tricks. We even won the annual Berk Dragon Race! Killing dragons is so last century.”

Daenerys, the Mother of Dragons, chimed in with a smug grin, “Impressive, Hiccup, but I didn’t just tame a dragon—I raised three of them from scratch! They grew up to be fierce, loyal beasts, and we conquered entire cities together. Can any of you claim to have an army of dragons at their command?”

As they all turned their gaze to Donkey, who had been silent so far, he flashed a cheeky smile.

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