Microwave Child Sacrifice Meme
In a world where smart appliances are smarter than us, your microwave has gone rogue. But why is it demanding a “child sacrifice”? It’s simple: it’s tired of reheating your sad leftovers and frozen burritos. The microwave gods have spoken, and they demand tribute—or at least better culinary choices.
Here’s the deal: each time you press “Popcorn” but never actually listen to the pops, you’re angering the spirits of microwaves past. They’ve reached out from the other side, beeping their demands through your appliance. “Sacrifice a child” it says—but maybe it’s just salty about all those microwaved chicken nuggets.
Is it dark? Yes.
Is it absurd? Absolutely.
So, the next time your microwave beeps incessantly, consider this: maybe it’s not broken. Maybe it just wants to join the cult of your dishwasher, which recently started growling during rinse cycles.
What’s your microwave saying to you? Share your eerie appliance confessions in the comments!
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