Alright, so this fourth little pig was sick of these bloody wolves always trying to mess with him, right? One day, a pack of these cunts came to his door, demanding that he let them in. But the fourth little pig was having none of it. He grabbed a fucking frying pan and gave the first wolf a solid whack across the head that had the rest of the pack shitting their dacks. But they weren’t giving up that easy, so the fourth little pig decided to give them a fair go. He lured the pack into a bloody trap and took them all out with a bag of flour, a rolling pin, and a casserole dish. Once he was done, he thought, “fuck it, I’m gonna use their bloody skulls to build my house!” And you know what? It worked like a bloody charm. No wolf ever came around again. The end, ya legends.